My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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