i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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