Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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