You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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