ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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