Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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