The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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