what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
