He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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