If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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