Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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