fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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