i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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