Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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