He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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