Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Randomize
