i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
