At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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