Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
