Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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