it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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