its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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