I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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