Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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