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Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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