also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Your penis caused this!
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