I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
