suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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