wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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