I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
