; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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