i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Randomize
