would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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