yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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