Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Randomize
