She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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