Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
