Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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