i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I need moral support for this bender
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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