Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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