AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
