operation harelip BJ is a go
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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