Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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