You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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