More tranny stories later!
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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