While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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