was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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