ya dads aren't the best wingmen
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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