i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
