I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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